Copious caca, mess a manure, bounteous buffalo chips, extensive excrement, generous guano, plentitudinous poop, major meadow muffins, no-end night soil.
All well and good in the gardens and grass. Not quite so welcome when they sneak a visit to the front stairs at night :-\
I have found a perfect turd tool though, for just such occasions. A little paint scraper works wonders. The girls provide hooey with heft, so it's eminently scrapeable, right off into the grass. All's well that, well, ends well.
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